Under the Influence of Fever

I find these quotes amusing and hysterical... All of them "seen" under the influence of a "low-grade" fever. Enjoy....

'Did I ever tell you you've got a warped sense of humor?'
--Barney Fife

'Don't matter so much for fat people, but Barney ought not to worry.'
--Gomer Pyle

So.... I found tonight's "Andy Griffith" hysterical tonight. %) Laughed uncontrolably the whole time... hehe......